Well, let's see here.....ate some jerk chicken out of the back of a white 'rasta imposta' car in ft. lauderdale at 4AM. not a good idea. had to do a cleanse after that.
Nastie and I went to Orlando on wednesday to play a show that was nothing short of fucking weird. Hey promoters, try not doing tons of blow and then shorting us on the cash, okay? OKAY!!!
And then to top it off, how about having some fucking beer at the place where we're going to stay. And try not having a bunch of butch lesbians farting around and doing more coke all 'secretive' like. it's not secret when three people sneak off into a closet for 30 seconds. We don't care, don't do coke, don't like it, etc. But at least act like a human and be proud of your lame ass drug ingestion instead of pretending like you're all happy and shit and life is good and you're sober as all get up. What's that? We're taking you to lunch? Usually it's the other way around, seeing how we just drove 4 hours for peanuts and less cash than agreed upon. FUCKSAKE. I like you and you're nice and all, but WTF, don't have us buy you lunch and then spend half of the meal on your cell phone talking to people about how 'the music was the bomb, but there just were not enough heads' blah blah blah BOO HOO. Vomit.
And then Friday, club land, who cares. Money.
Saturday stayed home and watched Barbie movies.
Sunday did HIP HOP Karoke after locking my fucking keys in my car, being in a hurry to get to the gig an hour early, waiting for a locksmith, getting to the gig an hour 'late' and no one is even fucking there. There are reasons I am taking classes.
That's right, by NYE I will be a certified personal trainer. Wanna get buff, lose weight, gain confidence? I am your man. Every Sunday in 2008 you can attend 'Hipster Boot Camp' and get your soft fluffy angled hair cut ass beat in to shape for 5 bucks. Work off that hangover the old fashioned way, shut the fuck up and give me 20.
I gotta go to the airport now. Courtney as all Mr. International Hotel designer and shit. Someone needs to take care of him. FUCK YEAH!!! USA!
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We don't care, don't do coke, don't like it, etc. But at least act like a human and be proud of your lame ass drug ingestion instead of pretending like you're all happy and shit and life is good and you're sober as all get up
Here Here. If you're into blow, show the world how awesome you are and how badass you can be in snorting shit.
I used to be the weekend warrior myself but now I just love to watch. I love being offered it and turning it down. Ive been to afterhours where cokeheads are running around like they just invented the shit - if yer not doing it you're just not at their same level...its the nature of the drug, its not for a crowd, its a very personal thing that tries to convey community with ulterior motives (like getting high, popularity, sex, money, etc.) In the end tho, its just you, your puffed up genitals, degenerative congestive heart failure and less cash in your pocket.
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